Condom memes
Jokes
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.