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Bozo

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person asks, "Hi how old are you?" The second person replies "14" and asks, "Bout' you?" The first person replies, "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number" with an emoji. The second person says, "Yeah... you know what else is a number?" followed by "911".

Smexy Baka

HeHeH

The image shows a smartphone lock screen with a blue background. The time is 1:18, and the date is Wednesday, October 3. There is an emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert Delete those sus google searches."

《 rmk 》

lol

A text message screenshot with the text: "PLEASE HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP IN A VERY CREEPY ROOM AND THEY'LL TRY TO KILL ME SO PLS HELP" with red circles indicating the letters that, when combined, spell "HELP". Above the text is written "Look closely." below it: "Does my friend need help?" with arrows pointing to the letters in the text message.

《 rmk 》

"but age is just a number" 🤣

A text message conversation. The first person asks "Hi, how old are you?" The second person replies "14", the first person says "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number." The second replies "Yeah...you know what else is a number?" with the number 911 below.

Willy b

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

blach66

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Lucifer

Well boys how we gonna fix this issue

The image shows two frames. The top one is a photo of a fire extinguisher on fire. The bottom frame shows two panels of a cartoon firefighter with an alarmed look on his face and his finger up.

M3ME G0D

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

CrackedRuby_alt

Welp

A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.

Adolf Nigler

The image shows a meme with text stating "California: On fire." and "Fire Department:". Below this text is an image of a silver and yellow fire hydrant that is designed to look like a cartoon clown.

blach66

An image from the game Among Us with a black crewmate pressing the emergency meeting button. The text on the image reads: "WHEN MY BROTHER PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST" and "EMERGENCY MEETING".

Heroin Monkey

A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

Jazzy💕

A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.

Heroin Monkey

A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.

Thoughtless

A yellow piece of paper attached to a wall reads "EARTHQUAKE DETECTION KIT". Two googly eyes are attached to the paper below the text.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

Why should you care

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows two panels. The top panel has an image of a helicopter refilling from a pool, with the text: "Helicopter re-filling from my pool to go fight fires and save lives:". The bottom panel shows a close up of a monkey looking nervously from side to side with the text: "Me who just filled the pool with gasoline:".

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