Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

Two friends who’ve been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, “If she doesn’t like the card I got her, then she can go f... herself!”

My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad

Why can’t pirates play cards? Because they’re standing on the deck.

WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS

A DECK OF CARDS!!!

i am a bad punner

If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribble💧💧💧💧💧

if stephen hawkings had a fifa card he would have 99 dribling

IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE

what’s Hitler’s favorite yu-gi-oh card

B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N

Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

What if some kid was like, “I’m going to shoot up the school!”, and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

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