Marriage
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Why can't Mexicans play uno Because they take all the green cards
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.