Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
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Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
