Connor

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A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.

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Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway