CConnor5 years agoA receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.
CConnor5 years agoDid you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
CConnor5 years agoSon: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway