A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.


Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway