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Sex

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Reverse Card

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Happiness

A boy with a big smile is holding an Uno card with the text 'Happiness is temporary' above him. There are many Uno cards on the table in front of him, showing the perspective of the game's opponent.

Credit Card

A green frog is shown with pink hearts surrounding it, and the text “OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD” is superimposed on the image.

Love

happy valentines day everyon!

A pink Valentine's Day card with a portrait of Johann Sebastian Bach. The text on the card reads "come bach my love", and is signed "To: WJE From: MAP".

Picture

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

Happiness

Who laughs last, laughs best.

A child is smiling while holding an uno card. The text on the image says "Happiness is temporary". The child is playing uno.

Mr Bean

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".

Sound

The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."

Player

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

Pokemon card

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Voldemort

The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.

Charmander

when charmander gets old

The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".

King

A man with glasses and a beard has a Clash Royale King filter overlaid on his face. He is sitting in front of a microphone. Behind him, a blue lightning effect glows, and the letters "SAN" are visible in the background. On the left side of the image, a purple elixir bar from Clash Royale shows 3 elixir. On the right, a Clash Royale Lightning spell card is displayed, showing an elixir cost of 6.

Jew

Please Stop...

The image shows two parts. On the left, there is a close-up of an Uno card, where the text "Stop killing Jews" is written in the middle, with the text "OR draw 25" below it. On the right, there is a chaotic pattern of overlapping Uno cards, each with the word "Hitler" written on them.

Uno reverse

uno reverse >:)

A red Uno reverse card with white arrows that show reversal.

Valentine

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

Song

The meme shows four Uno cards with the phrases "Give her up", "Let her down", "Run-around", and "Desert her", each followed by "OR draw 25." Below the cards is a photo of Rick Astley holding a handful of Uno cards.

Tanjiro

Meme:

An image shows the left side of an Uno card with the text "PRONOUNCE 'TANJIRO' CORRECTLY OR draw 25" on it. The right side shows a person at a table holding playing cards and wearing an Inosuke mask from the anime Demon Slayer.

Doge

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

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