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Sex

Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • 💀😂

    The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."
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  • Happiness

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A boy with a big smile is holding an Uno card with the text 'Happiness is temporary' above him. There are many Uno cards on the table in front of him, showing the perspective of the game's opponent.
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  • Reverse Card

    MysteryGirl · 3 years ago
  • 🤐

    The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.
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  • Happiness

    Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago
  • Who laughs last, laughs best.

    A child is smiling while holding an uno card. The text on the image says "Happiness is temporary". The child is playing uno.
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  • Credit Card

    Bozo · 2 years ago
  • A green frog is shown with pink hearts surrounding it, and the text “OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD” is superimposed on the image.
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  • Picture

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • FUCKING GENIUS

    A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."
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  • Love

    mal♡ · 2 years ago
  • happy valentines day everyon!

    A pink Valentine's Day card with a portrait of Johann Sebastian Bach. The text on the card reads "come bach my love", and is signed "To: WJE From: MAP".
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  • Mr Bean

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • mr bean is that you

    A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".
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  • Sound

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."
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  • Pokemon card

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Player

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."
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  • Voldemort

    #LionGirl® · 3 years ago
  • The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.
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  • Stalin

    mal♡ · 2 years ago
  • A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."
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  • Charmander

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • when charmander gets old

    The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".
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  • Uno reverse

    Kai :) · 3 years ago
  • uno reverse >:)

    A red Uno reverse card with white arrows that show reversal.
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  • Value

    Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago
  • Values be like for alphabets:

    The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.
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  • Clash Royale

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
  • A man with glasses and a beard has a Clash Royale King filter overlaid on his face. He is sitting in front of a microphone. Behind him, a blue lightning effect glows, and the letters "SAN" are visible in the background. On the left side of the image, a purple elixir bar from Clash Royale shows 3 elixir. On the right, a Clash Royale Lightning spell card is displayed, showing an elixir cost of 6.
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  • Song

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows four Uno cards with the phrases "Give her up", "Let her down", "Run-around", and "Desert her", each followed by "OR draw 25." Below the cards is a photo of Rick Astley holding a handful of Uno cards.
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  • Doctor

    ✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️ · 3 years ago
  • I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

    The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.
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  • Surgery

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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