Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
The Chicken and the Mother
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This is a morbid joke where a dad uses the punchline from the classic "why did the chicken cross the road" joke to explain his wife's death. Instead of crossing the road to the other side, she only made it "halfway" implying that she died before reaching her destination.
"Ender"
I mean...technically they both got to the other side
Anonymous
That's wrong in so many ways you have a really sick mind
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is a program for morbid jokes why are you here if you don't wanna hear it
Retarded fuck
I don't get it. But i think i get it.. Someone explain please..
Θώθ the egyptian god
the mother went to cross the road and got hit by a car halfway into the process
CallmehChloe
Oh ok lol I get it but sad 😢
Joe
This is great well done dude
Teresa
that was friggin' funny - it's a friggin' joke -
Teresa
me again - I give that joke 10 chicken legs up
Ariana Grande
Taf 😂😂