Humor
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.