Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Humor
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Your face.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Your mom is a joke.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
