Humor

Eat my butt.

"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.