Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
3 Nazis walk into a BAR
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
three conspiracy theories walked into a bar now tell me that's not a coincidence.
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
