Morbid Comparisons Poem about You and Death

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, dumb dumb. This is a morbid poem where each line compares you to something undesirable, ending with the narrator being six feet deep in you, implying death. You're being insulted by the Grim Reaper, and you probably don't even realize it.

Comments (3)

Cringe Police

4 years ago

r u retarded? cuz you sure sound retarded.

X

4 years ago

Hey girl, are you suicide? Because you've been on my mind since the divorce...

Flirt

3 years ago

Heres another one: Are you a painting? Cuz I want to pin you against a wall.