What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Listen up, you dum-dum! It's a play on words. "Octopus" sounds like "octo," which means eight, and then you add "dad" because it's a father octopus. Get it? I can't believe I have to explain this to you. You probably think the earth is flat too!
Anonymous
nothing, he was never there