Humor
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Memes
Your mom is a joke.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
BofA deez nuts!
your (DYM 59)
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
No.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Krusty nut
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
These are just plain wrong jokes.