Humor
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
The joke above me sucks.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."