Humor
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Eat my butt.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
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Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.