Humor

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe Mama!

What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.

Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.

Toilet paper fight hat.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

What time does the man go to the bank?

8 AM.

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

Eat my butt.

"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.