What did one butthole say to the other? I don't know WHAT got into me last night!
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
BUTTHOLE
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎
3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he's okay the other guy says Whoa how'd you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
