What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Butthole.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
