What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
i cant come in, because im too high
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
