When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What’s a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherfuckin’ mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald’s

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.

roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i’ll do a “good deed”

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.