When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

What’s a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald’s

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i’ll do a “good deed”

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed

what do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he’s your friend, you don’t have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol

Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

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