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If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What’s a convicts favorite chore.


you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

What do you call a downie that smokes weed? A baked patato

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

what do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he’s your friend, you don’t have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i’ll do a “good deed”

An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?