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High

Ruby

When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

Puns

Anonymous

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

High

Anonymous

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair

People

mark

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

High

Ya Boi Skinny P....

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Toilet

Anonymous

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Smoking

Anonymous

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

Favorite

Anonymous

What’s a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

Horniness

Leo

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

Doctor

Chris

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

Burning

Anonymous

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

Morning

Anonymous

This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.

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Toilet

Anonymous

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherfuckin’ mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

Restaurant

Anonymous

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald’s

High

DANKm9

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

Kid

Anonymous

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

Drunk

Anonymous

Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.

Red

Anonymous

roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i’ll do a “good deed”

High

Anonymous

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

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