I like my women like I like my diving pools. Wet and deep.
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I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What's the time? How would I know?
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.