Respect Jokes

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.

i have a lot of respect for trans women

that surgery takes balls!

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work

But I think Paul walker went a step to far

I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook

I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem

Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....