Respect jokes
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.