I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Whatβs the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
Why donβt midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
"Amen "Amen" "Amen"
Hail satan.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
I respect womanβs choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.