Humor
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
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weixian
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.