Humor

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

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A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

BBNBHD.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

Giggity! (DYM 142)

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

How to write a joke?

What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*