Humor
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
You wanna hear a joke? You.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.