Humor
This is not even a joke.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Worst joke.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Her (DYM 88).
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB