Humor

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

This is not even a joke.

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Her (DYM 88).

Worst joke.

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

What protects clowns from the sun?

A bozone layer.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

(Non-edgy joke.)