Humor
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!