Humor

Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

Why don't we wrestle bears?

The pain is un-bearable.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Me: Do you like cobble?

My friend: No.

Me: Gobble deez nuts!

Butt hehe.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.