What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why did the ACLU blocked π« π± the cellphone number of βΊ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone π± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Youβre so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
Are you corona? Cuz itβs hard to breathe around you ;)
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
