I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
