Virus jokes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.