Flake jokes

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Corn flake.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-