What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
