Flake jokes
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Corn flake.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
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i stepped on a corn flake, now i'm a cereal killer
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