Humor

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Guys, am I funny?

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!