I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Humor
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
