Humor
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Memes
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.