Humor
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!