Humor
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Memes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.