Humor

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

Why don't we wrestle bears?

The pain is un-bearable.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?

Because he was a family doctor!

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.