Humor
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I FORGOT MY JOKE!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Deez nuts!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!