Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Humor
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
