Humor
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Memes
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.