Humor
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Deez nuts!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Memes
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!