Humorous Wordplay

jesus christ man tone it down

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez chill out

It's funny that a pathetic bundle of sticks like you thinks it'd get its micropenis anywhere other than beyond my cleaver. If you actually managed to put that thing anywhere, it would look like a hotdog in a hallway.

I wish you would understand that rape is more than a joke I was at my friends party sat alone on the sofa when a boy, physically bigger and taller than me, walked up and told me one of my friends was in the bathroom throwing up. Knowing she had drank, i had asked him to take me to her. The lights were off, but i didn’t think much of it. As i turned the lights on, he pushed me and him into the bathroom, he was quickly followed by two of his friends. I asked them if i could leave, telling them that this was a sick joke they pulled. But instead, one of them put their hand on my mouth as the other two grabbed me and carried me into the bedroom right next to the bathroom. My screams were muffled by his hand, and the music was far too loud for anyone to hear anything. I fought. With every ounce of my body, i fought. But i couldn’t break free. My mind went numb as i felt my belt being undone, only thing i could vividly remember was the laughter that filled the room.

When they were done, i was left there. Completely broken. My body was numb, my head was pounding.

^you deserved it.

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