I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
