Humor
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a PEIS?
It's punny.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
I wish I was dead like my jokes.