Humor
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.