Humor
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Memes
Always that kid :
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."