Humor
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Yes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Deez nuts!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃