Humor
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
You might think these jokes are plane.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."