Pea

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

Fire

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Matter

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • Rape

    Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Life

    The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

    Sex

    Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

    Abortion

    Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

    In fact, they don't age at all.

    Dad

    Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

    Woman

    A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

    Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

    Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."