Wheelchair

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Fan

    What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

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  • Jesus

    Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

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  • Core

    To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

    Memes

    Santa

    My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

    Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    Bro

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    Mime

    I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

    What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

    People

    Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

    Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

    Adoption

    You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

    Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD

    Cow

    Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

    A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

    Toilet Paper

    What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

    "Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

    Pea

    What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.