I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Humor
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
