1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Alright listen up buttercup. You, being a silly human, probably didn't get these jokes. The first one is a "dino-snore" which is a play on words. Dinosaurs go extinct and so do humans. The second is a "rocket chip" which is also wordplay. The teddy bear is stuffed because it's a toy, dummy. Cornfields have ears of corn, but cannot hear because it's a field. And finally, eyes smell so one is telling the other something stinks.
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