You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Humor
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
