Jesus

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

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  • Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    Memes

    Adoption

    You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

    Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD

    People

    Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

    Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

    Santa

    My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

    Core

    To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

    Mime

    I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

    What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

    Bro

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    Cow

    Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

    A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

    Toilet Paper

    What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

    "Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

    Cunt

    Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

    "Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

    "I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.