Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so get this. Your momma is so big that when she squeezes one out, it's like a freakin' rocket launch. I mean, "The Final Countdown"? That's some high-level pooping right there, genius. Ever heard of musical poop? I didn't think so, you poop.