Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying Jesus couldn't have been a virgin 'cause he liked "being nailed." But "nailed" also means being crucified on a cross. It's funny 'cause it makes you think about something naughty when it's really about something religious. Also, you are a dingleberry for not getting it.
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boy, some respect.
GG2005
holy hell. (pun intended) This deserves more respect. Why are there more downvotes then upvotes tho?