Potty Break Interrupted

What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?

The priest stopped him on the way there.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke is funny because the priest is stopping the boy from going to the bathroom. You are probably the type of person that is always late to things.

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