A Prostitute's Name

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This is a classic pun, based on sound. The question asks for a 'best name for a prostitute,' right? And the answer is 'SI-MOAN'. Now, you, being not so smart, might just think, 'Oh, like the name Simone!' And you'd be half right, I guess. But the *real* joke, the funny part, is that 'SI-MOAN' sounds exactly like 'sigh moan.' And what do people do when they're, uh, *working* as a prostitute? They might 'sigh' or 'moan.' See? It's a play on words, combining a common name with a sound associated with the job. You're welcome, now go make me a sandwich.