What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I’ve never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

What was the incontinent farmer’s greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn’t control his peas!!!

Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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