Humor
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.