Humor
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
It's punny.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Memes
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
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People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What do you call a PEIS?
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."