Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What is a Manchester United fanβs favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and itβs like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
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