Fan jokes

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Why do hospitals have fans?

To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"A one, and ah two."

I like tortles.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

I like moldy food.

A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...

"You'll never walk alone!"

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!