Fan jokes
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
I like tortles.
I like moldy food.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"