What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
I am a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Did you hear about the kidnapping- Yeah he woke up
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
Only a tru MHA fan would understand
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
