Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
