Instrument jokes
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.