Instrument jokes
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What鈥檚 the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What is a paedophile鈥檚 favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart鈥檚 special flute in A minor.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.