Instrument

Instrument Jokes

Survey

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Scar

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Whistle

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

Memes

Skeleton

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Cow

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

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  • Flute

    How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?

    Take a flute and shove it up your ass.

    Pianist

    Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

    Organ Donor

    My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Dog

    Why did the dog join the marching band?

    Because he had his trum-bone.

    Dad

    My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."