Humor
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!