Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Humor
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I love fard 😋
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
