Humor

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

All these jokes are all plane.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

I love fard 😋

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."