Humor

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

"My name is Dezz."

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

I love fard 😋

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.