Humor

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Yo hairline caused corruption.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

All these jokes are all plane.