Humor
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
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What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
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Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."