Humor
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Big Dik
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
I hate this website, lol.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.