Humor
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Memes
WJE iceberg
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
LAMO.