Humor
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Memes
POV: school shooters be like when they see students running
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why tie when you can knot?
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh