Humor
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I love fard 😋
Memes
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Line (DYM 105)
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.