Humor
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Lessi
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.