Humor

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

All these jokes are all plane.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

I rate it 9/11.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.