Humor
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Line (DYM 105)
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Memes
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
I hate this website, lol.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.