What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
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What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
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What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
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Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
