Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and f... me”
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.