What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
