Thanks

NotAKiller AreYouACop?

You’d think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

Priest

Person

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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Priest

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Jesus

Anonymous

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Religion

Anonymous

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

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Priest

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest

Anonymous

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

Hell

Anonymous

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

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Fat

an actual Eel

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

Religion

Anonymous

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

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Priest

Anonymous

What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest

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Minutes

TheAutisticTroll

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

Religion

Anonymous

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Priest

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

Priest

Anonymous

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

Priest

The special

How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest

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Priest

Anonymous

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

Priest

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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Nonce

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Home

Buzzkill

Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.