Priest

Keanu

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Hell

Anonymous

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

Priest

Person

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

Priest

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

Priest

Anonymous

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

Fat

an actual Eel

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

Jesus

Anonymous

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

Priest

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Priest

Anonymous

What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest

Priest

Anonymous

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

Kid

TheAutisticTroll

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

Priest

Anonymous

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

Priest

The special

How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest

Bad

Damyanl27

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Nun

Anonymous

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

Priest

Anonymous

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

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