What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.

whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole