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𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Something I came across today.

A two-panel cartoon shows a person in 1990 and 2008. In 1990 the person is thin, standing next to a bulky CRT TV. In 2008, the person is overweight, standing next to a flat-screen TV. The text labels "1990" and "2008" are placed above the respective panels.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'

The german guy

yep

The image shows a two-part comparison. The top part has two white cards held by a person; the left card reads 'professional cook', the right card reads 'grandma'. Below it says 'Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.' The bottom part of the image shows a woman who looks into the camera with a text overlay: 'everyone' and 'They're the same picture'.

mariotime

i cough this morning

A white cat with wide eyes and open mouth, looking surprised, with the text "How little kids cough" written below.

shaylie lol

A side-by-side comparison of a character from an animation with a very wide open mouth and a pink shoe with the tongue hanging out, resembling a wide open mouth. The text "my humor may be broken but this was hilarious" appears above the images. The username and date/time stamp are below the images.

welcome to hell

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a single cup of tea with the word "Tea" above it. The top right panel shows three smaller cups of tea with the text "Some tea" above it. The middle left panel shows a single cup of coffee with the word "Coffee" above it. The middle right panel shows four small cups of coffee with the words "Some coffee" above it. The bottom left panel shows a drawing of a body with the word "Body" above it. The bottom right panel shows a scene from the movie "Shrek", with Shrek standing in front of his house with the text "Some body".

Joshisboss

bombastic side eye

A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."

✨Jassy✨

no comment

The image is a comparison of angry mothers in anime and in real life. The top panel shows an anime girl with a pouting face. The bottom panel shows two women with a large sword. The text in the image is "Angry moms in anime:" and "Angry moms in real life:".

Wade

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

Cocel 😮💨

His perfect pet

The image shows three side-by-side comparisons. On the left, Thor is shown in three progressively smiling close-ups, wearing a helmet in the top two images. On the right are three different close-ups of a fluffy, light-brown rabbit. The rabbit also has a sweet smile in the bottom picture.

hayden💯💯💯

goofy ahh

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a woman smiling and stretching in bed, with the text "Girls in the morning:". The bottom panel shows several hotdog buns with a sausage placed in one, with the text "Boys in the morning:".

AG3.0

The image is divided into three parts. The first shows a golden trigger. Below that the text "GOLD TRIGGER". The second part shows a Minecraft style gold pickaxe with the text "GOLD DIGGER". The third part shows a hog rider character from the mobile game Clash of Clans with a partial text "GOLD NI-".

Autterpop

Why Bing is Superior tbh

The image shows a two panel comparison of how Google and Bing respond to searches related to suicide. In the first panel a picture of Thor and Loki from a movie is used with the caption 'GET HELP!' In the second panel on the left a skeleton is hanging and on the right SpongeBob and Patrick are in a coffin with the text 'Okay, get in.'

T.walk1992

A side by side comparison of the "Stonks" meme character and a man. Both individuals are bald and have a similar facial structure. The text "who wore it better" is above the two pictures.

God Pt.2

Super true

A close-up photo of a man with a bald head and goatee. The text overlay reads: "Thanos with human skin looks like the guy from Pawn Stars."

Anonymous

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a split comparison. In the top half, a cruise ship is moving through calm water, and the text says, "Doing tutorial." In the bottom half, a person is struggling to stand on a paddleboard in the middle of the ocean, holding an umbrella for balance. The text above reads, "Whatever the fuck I'm trying to do on my own."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a person with a mask with a smile, and the text says "Android is better!". The top right panel shows a person crying, and the text says "No iPhone is better!". The bottom two panels show a person with a beard, with the text "Nice phone" and then the same person saying "Thanks". The top two panels are labeled "People now" and the bottom two panels are labeled "People in 2003".

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