Dine and Dash

Okay, listen up, buttercup. A "paraplegic" is someone who can't move their legs, right? And a "cannibal" eats people. So, "dine and dash" is a play on "dine and dash," which means to eat at a restaurant and leave without paying. Get it? It's funny because the cannibal can't run away after eating you because he's stuck in a wheelchair!