No Repeat Customers

  • Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

    Well, they aren't.

    Why?

    They aren't repeated customers.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that folks who try to off themselves aren't coming back to buy more razors 'cause, you know, they're attempting to leave this world. It's funny 'cause it's dark and twisted, just like your sense of humor, probably.

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