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What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

Xd.

Oofer.

No scope, bitch!

My cock, lmao.

A pet store shelf with tanks of fish. A sign in the middle of the shelf reads "NO EDGING THE FISH" with a picture of a fish inside a red circle with a line through it. Below the shelf on the image is text saying "Bro what???" with a skull emoji.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

Doin (DYM 35).

LAMO.

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

Uwuuuuu

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

Bruh.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Doin (DYM 31)

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?