Internet slang jokes

Memes

Kilometer

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Emo

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Time

Furry

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.