Internet slang jokes

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.

Xd.

Oofer.

No scope, bitch!

My cock, lmao.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

LAMO.

Doin (DYM 35).

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

Uwuuuuu

Bruh.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Doin (DYM 31)

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?