fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
ProtectoroftheSuicidal
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.