Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. God stole Adam's rib to make Eve, right? The joke is that God did it to prove stealing doesn't make sense. Like, stealing is always dumb, even if you're a supreme being. You know, like when you think you're slick swiping candy from the store? Yeah, not so bright, Einstein.