What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Humor
Hi, I’m Joe.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
"My name is Dezz."
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
