Humor
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Memes
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.