Humor
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Memes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
I love fard 😋
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.