Humor
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Line (DYM 105)
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Memes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Sis is meme.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.