Humor
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
LAMO.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Sis is meme.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.