My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You think you're clever, huh? Let me break it down for you, since your neurons are clearly firing slower than a dial-up modem. Your girlfriend has COVID, and one of the symptoms is loss of taste. You're suggesting she might say yes to a marriage proposal not out of love, but because she can't taste how awful your cooking is gonna be. Congratulations, you've successfully weaponized a pandemic. Real classy.