Punchline jokes
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!