I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
